false alarm. still invincible.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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