problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
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I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
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This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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