Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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