Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
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Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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