fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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