Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
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Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
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You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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