Define "chronic" masturbator.
handjob tips. give me some.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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