Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
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dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
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I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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