Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
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I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
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Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
We need to get me chipped asap
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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