So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
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You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
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I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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