Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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