Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
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nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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