Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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