$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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