also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
Randomize
