I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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