he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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