i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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