You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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