Sry I called you an 8
He is an equal opportunity slut.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
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Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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