I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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