i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
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The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
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I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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