oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
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Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
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WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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