what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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