wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
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Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
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You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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