we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
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