Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
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How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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