yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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