You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
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They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
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i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize