It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.