i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
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Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
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I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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