5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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