Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
only you would photoshop your dick
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
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I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
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Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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