I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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