so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
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i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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