summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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