and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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