Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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