she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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