Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
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im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
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Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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