Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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