No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
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Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
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There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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