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(617): View more from Massachusetts

he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave

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(408): View more from California

sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds

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(305): View more from Florida

I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!

(508): View more from Massachusetts

because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.

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(210): View more from Texas

I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.

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(316): View more from Kansas

If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?

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(310): View more from California

Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)

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(909): View more from California

Crop dusting thru forever 21

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