Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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