Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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