I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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