all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
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It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
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Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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