if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
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You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
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Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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