But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
no, he came in my armpit
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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