Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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