Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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