Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
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just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
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there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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