I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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