South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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