I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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