Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Randomize