We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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